{"id":336,"date":"2015-02-04T17:59:55","date_gmt":"2015-02-04T22:59:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/commuterbarnacle.com\/?p=336"},"modified":"2015-02-04T17:59:55","modified_gmt":"2015-02-04T22:59:55","slug":"8-lifehacks-for-people-who-need-or-just-want-8-lifehacks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/commuterbarnacle.com\/?p=336","title":{"rendered":"8 Lifehacks For People Who Need, Or Just Want, 8 Lifehacks"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>If a loved one dies, no need to worry! Just get a magic potion that brings dead people back to life.<\/li>\n<li>Use the following mnemonic device: <strong>M<\/strong>ary <strong>S<\/strong>aw <strong>A<\/strong> <strong>N<\/strong>intendo <strong>G<\/strong>ame<\/li>\n<li>Scratched up DVD? You might have to replace it but you might not! It still might work, but if it doesn&#8217;t then yeah you&#8217;re going to have to replace it.<\/li>\n<li>Trouble getting out of bed in the morning? Simply make it so your bed goes away for a while so you can&#8217;t go back to it. Bring your bed back just before you leave for work.<\/li>\n<li>Press your left thumb and forefinger into your right palm, just under the joint for your right ring finger. Yeah, like that. Good. Gooood.<\/li>\n<li>Hungry, but broke? Not for long! Get a free slice of pizza.<\/li>\n<li>Cut most of your dick off and throw it in the garbage. You won&#8217;t believe what happens next!<\/li>\n<li>Hung over after a long crazy night? Try a classic Russian hangover cure!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If a loved one dies, no need to worry! Just get a magic potion that brings dead people back to life. Use the following mnemonic device: Mary Saw A Nintendo Game Scratched up DVD? You might have to replace it but you might not! It still might work, but if it doesn&#8217;t then yeah you&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/commuterbarnacle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/commuterbarnacle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/commuterbarnacle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commuterbarnacle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commuterbarnacle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/commuterbarnacle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":337,"href":"https:\/\/commuterbarnacle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions\/337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/commuterbarnacle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commuterbarnacle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commuterbarnacle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}